chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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