I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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