I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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