The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just cropdusted the office
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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