DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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