shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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