You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
And then he peed in my hair
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