Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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