Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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