Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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