Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
