I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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