There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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