I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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