Non-Jews are for practice
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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