guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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