it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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