Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
do nipples grow back?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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