I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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