Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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