you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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