Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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