It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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