fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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