fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
