I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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