I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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