the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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