I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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