butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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