Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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