at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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