How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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