I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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