This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
