brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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