ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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