I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I would fuck him just for his dog
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