Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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