is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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