Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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