we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
