Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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