Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
