I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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