JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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