There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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