Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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