It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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