I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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